thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
(Source: idreamofjimmy)
petition to stop the use of the word schlong
what is schlong with it
why cant we all just get aschlong
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
WHAT WE DID BEFORE TWITTER
Thousands of years, and graffiti is still largely the same. I love it.
Ah. Humanity.
(Source: creepyabandonedplaces)
stairway to heaven
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
australia is hardcore