not today, death.

guizhou: 椎名

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:46:34 -0700

guizhou:

椎名

kokiri-saria: I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:43:18 -0700

kokiri-saria:

I’m attempting to summon Pokemon X and Y for the 3DS early

growlithed: rupindre: lameborghini: petition to stop the use of the word schlong what is schlong...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:43:01 -0700

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:31:03 -0700

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

milk-chiller2: Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:29:47 -0700

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

nirdian: randomredux: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: theplaceinsi...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:11:19 -0700

nirdian:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.

I screwed the barmaid.

Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.

I screwed a lot of girls here.

Sollemnes, you screw well!

Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

WHAT WE DID BEFORE TWITTER

Thousands of years, and graffiti is still largely the same. I love it.

Ah. Humanity.

corgis-everywhere: stairway to heaven

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:08:02 -0700

corgis-everywhere:

stairway to heaven

arpakassomomma: captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick?...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:07:37 -0700

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

piplup-junior: australia is hardcore

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:06:56 -0700

piplup-junior:

australia is hardcore

su1c1d3blond3: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Bunny: HUMAN LOOK I...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:05:01 -0700

su1c1d3blond3:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Bunny: HUMAN LOOK

I HAVE MADE A FRIEND :D

i cant handle this cuteness

Italian Spiderman

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:19:10 -0700

Italian Spiderman

theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:18:24 -0700

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

failsyndrome: he’s doing the thing

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:18:15 -0700

failsyndrome:

he’s

doing

the thing

snarg: truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:16:51 -0700

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

isaisanisa: jaymeecutup: gallifresh: isaisanisa: I didn’t...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:15:18 -0700

isaisanisa:

jaymeecutup:

gallifresh:

isaisanisa:

I didn’t have a French flag

You get the concept though

I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST

is that the impala?

Technically it’s our coffee table

craigslistdad: and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:14:31 -0700

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:14:16 -0700

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was...

Wed, 15 May 2013 07:50:06 -0700

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:40:04 -0700

azureinfinity: abagofkittens: earthgirldonna: tr4pdoor: daydr...

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:39:34 -0700

azureinfinity:

abagofkittens:

earthgirldonna:

tr4pdoor:

daydreamer-kay-em:

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

hold the phone.

yes

wow

I’m sorry but this is the best idea for an AU I have ever seen in the history of my life